User: My PC is running slow

Me: We’re running a full anti-virus scan.

User: Can’t you make it run when i’m not at my desk?

Me: This is the lunch hour.

User: I’m working through my lunch.

Me: Okaay. Would you like me to schedule it for tonight, when you’ve gone home?

User: Yes please.

[The next morning, I notice that the full scan failed. I called the user]

Me: The scan didn’t run, did you switch your computer off?

User: Oh, did it need to be on?

Me: [Thud, thud, thud]

via: [Spiceworks Community]

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