Let me ask you a question

If you found a desk like this what would you do?

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  • Sphinx

    Burn it. Burn it all. It’s beyond saving now.

  • Daarxis

    Immolation seems to be a valid strategy in this case.

  • drako

    Burn the whole house down

    • kobresia

      Don’t you mean, “Burn the whole *trailer* down”?

  • Cami

    I’m with the majority. Burn the b¡+ch… It’s just not worth it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/pemrob Rob Pemberton

    Simple…run.

  • http://twitter.com/beth563 Beth563

    i’d wonder why someone upended a trash can on an old computer and took a pic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Pooler/1005167927 Jacob Pooler

    Step 1: Remain Calm

    Step 2: Attempt to rescue computer

    Step 3: Regardless of whether or not you can save the machine….set cubicle on fire

    Step 4: You can’t hurt anyone…..anymore

  • QueQat

    Step backwards out of the room, turn around, RUN!!!!

  • James

    turn 360° and moon walk away.

    • http://twitter.com/scottbrosnanIT Scott Brosnan

      Moon walking away seems like a really good choice.

  • Noko

    Grab the harddrive and leave the rest in flames.

  • goldenEY3

    I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

  • http://twitter.com/Crewwoman6 Christina Weiss

    I agree with nuking the desk from orbit, and then find a hypnotist to help you erase the sight from your memory. Otherwise you may begin to suffer from PTSD.

  • http://www.gigapunch.com/ Scott Charboneau

    Clean it?

  • BinaryFu

    1) Take photos
    2) Post it on eBay as “Vintage”
    3) ???
    4) Profit!

  • RK

    I’d assume there’s much worse there not visible to the human eye. If it’s an office user, I’d find their supervisor immediately and tell them I’m not working on that machine without a hazmat suit and a case of something expensive from the N. British Isles.
    If it’s a home user, laugh and walk away.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Kalanac John Chapman

    Contact the next of kin?