If you found a desk like this what would you do?
Burn it. Burn it all. It’s beyond saving now.
Immolation seems to be a valid strategy in this case.
Burn the whole house down
Don’t you mean, “Burn the whole *trailer* down”?
I’m with the majority. Burn the b¡+ch… It’s just not worth it.
i’d wonder why someone upended a trash can on an old computer and took a pic.
Step 1: Remain Calm
Step 2: Attempt to rescue computer
Step 3: Regardless of whether or not you can save the machine….set cubicle on fire
Step 4: You can’t hurt anyone…..anymore
Step backwards out of the room, turn around, RUN!!!!
turn 360° and moon walk away.
Moon walking away seems like a really good choice.
Grab the harddrive and leave the rest in flames.
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
I agree with nuking the desk from orbit, and then find a hypnotist to help you erase the sight from your memory. Otherwise you may begin to suffer from PTSD.
1) Take photos
2) Post it on eBay as “Vintage”
I’d assume there’s much worse there not visible to the human eye. If it’s an office user, I’d find their supervisor immediately and tell them I’m not working on that machine without a hazmat suit and a case of something expensive from the N. British Isles.
If it’s a home user, laugh and walk away.
Contact the next of kin?