Hello, this is <Ginormous Consulting Company’s> Help Desk, my name’s GrumpyDingo, how can I help?

Huh… yeah, I’m trying to send an attachment but the email server won’t let me!….

OK sir, if the attachment is bigger than 12MB, then the email server will not allow it. How big is the attachment you’re trying to send?

Huh… it’s 700MB.

Aha! Then it’s way to big to send by email. But, you shouldn’t really be sending movies to your friends by email in the first place…

Huh.. How did you know it was a movie?!?…

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