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SUPERVISOR: One of my employees told me she was having a problem with some of her equipment. She talked to you about this?
ME: Yes, she did.
SUPERVISOR: What was wrong?
ME: Do you want the truth?
[SUPERVISOR nods suspiciously]
ME: Nothing was wrong. She made a few common mistakes, got frustrated, and insisted her equipment was broken.
SUPERVISOR: Ah. So, what did you do?
ME: The same thing I always do in these situations. I lied and told her there was something wrong with her hardware, then I pretended to fix it.
SUPERVISOR: Sounds good to me. Wait, you never did that with me, did you?
[Awkward pause]
ME: umm…No.
By: Remy
Yup. Its a people business after all.
Agent J: K, you ever flashy thingy me?
Agent K: no
Agent J: I ain’t playing K you ever flashy thingy me?
Agent K: no.
If only we in IT had a flashy thingy 🙂
I would love to have a neuralizer.
“So this is the fifth time I have fixed your computer, its only Tuesday, I have told you the problem and how you keep breaking your computer…” Puts on sunglasses and bright red flash. “You will not disable the firewall again, you will follow my instructions to the letter. You will not contact me more than twice a day unless your computer gets a blue screen.”