Think the first one pretty much nailed it.
All of them nailed it for me.
Especially the one about pausing an online game. >.>
It should be ‘Internet Explorer loads slow on friend’s computer. Installs and insists him to use Chrome/Firefox instead’.
You forgot “Fixes something for them a week later and finds they still use Internet Explorer, because that other program ‘didn’t work right’ to them”.
depends what it was you “fix” and if they want to use another internet browser, IE does work fine, it’s obviously just ‘not right for you’ much like your choice isn’t for them, it’s a personal choice not a “fix”, browsers don’t solve any internal problems. Slow running programs isn’t always the fault of the program itself, Chrome/Firefox/Safari/Whatever can and do all have problems too. IE just gets bad rep because it’s the default choice.
unless u use the IE app for windows 8 which doesn’t support adblocker. Start a random search on google, click on some results and watch your pc suffer from malware
Recommend using Chrome.
Get called in to scrape silver paint off the computer.
“Labelled as cause”
i think all of them nailed it but i have to say the flaming fox being blamed is the funniest