This is one of the most annoying things ever. via: [Reddit\iiiiiiittttttttt]
Well, that’s going to be real helpful.
You can normally gauge length of employment with statements like this. From Clientfromhell.net: Client: “What’s my username?” Me: “It’s your first name, a space and then your last name.” CLIENT: ”How am I supposed to remember that?”
This is for those times when you wish there was a giant fist that would pop out of the other end of the phone to knock some sense into the person… From our friends at the Daily WTF: 6:55 PM. Tom’s shift ended in precisely five minutes. Neither he nor any of his late-shift copilots […]
via: [Fail Blog]
I am the keeper of the batteries in the building. Part of my “Technical Director” duties. Boss walks into my office this morning… (context, we each have a wireless mouse with our iMacs): Boss: My mouse batteries are dead. Do you have any rechargeable ones ready? Me: Sure, here ya go. Boss: Thanks. walks out Five […]
Chocolate milk on a laptop is very gross. via: [Reddit\techsupportgore]
From our friends at Clients from Hell: Client: (texting me at 7:30 AM) I need the other company’s logo in a watermark on the third page of the documentation and in the presentation, with a red outline instead of blue. Just the circle part of the logo, not the words. Their representative will be here […]
Second one in two months.