I am the keeper of the batteries in the building. Part of my “Technical Director” duties. Boss walks into my office this morning… (context, we each have a wireless mouse with our iMacs): Boss: My mouse batteries are dead. Do you have any rechargeable ones ready? Me: Sure, here ya go. Boss: Thanks. walks out Five […]
Chocolate milk on a laptop is very gross. via: [Reddit\techsupportgore]
From our friends at Clients from Hell: Client: (texting me at 7:30 AM) I need the other company’s logo in a watermark on the third page of the documentation and in the presentation, with a red outline instead of blue. Just the circle part of the logo, not the words. Their representative will be here […]
Second one in two months.
From our friends at Clients from Hell: Designing a poster advertising a Mexican restaurant’s new meal deal: Client: That looks good; but I don’t feel like it looks spicy enough. Me: In what way do you want it to be spicier? Client: I want more herbs and stuff on top of the chicken. Me: Okay, I’ll need a few […]