Client: “My site is down. What did you do?” Me: “Well, I haven’t done anything in a while. Can you get to Google.com? Client: “No. Why did you take Google down too?” via: [CFH]
Well, that’s going to be real helpful.
You can normally gauge length of employment with statements like this. From Clientfromhell.net: Client: “What’s my username?” Me: “It’s your first name, a space and then your last name.” CLIENT: ”How am I supposed to remember that?”
Just occurred a few minutes ago. One of my users (one of the big money makers here) walks up and said…”So, I play this game ‘Crime City’ on my iPhone. I can’t seem to play it on our WiFi, so then I have to switch to my cellular connection to play it. If I keep […]
This story republished with permission by the Daily WTF: “Hey, can you give me a hand? This computer I built won’t boot.” Alexander sighed, and went to see what Nicholas had done now. Only a few weeks before, around the start of the year 2001, Alexander was full of hope and optimism for the new […]