You can normally gauge length of employment with statements like this. From Clientfromhell.net: Client: “What’s my username?” Me: “It’s your first name, a space and then your last name.” CLIENT: ”How am I supposed to remember that?”
Just occurred a few minutes ago. One of my users (one of the big money makers here) walks up and said…”So, I play this game ‘Crime City’ on my iPhone. I can’t seem to play it on our WiFi, so then I have to switch to my cellular connection to play it. If I keep [...]
This story republished with permission by the Daily WTF: “Hey, can you give me a hand? This computer I built won’t boot.” Alexander sighed, and went to see what Nicholas had done now. Only a few weeks before, around the start of the year 2001, Alexander was full of hope and optimism for the new [...]
User: “So are you going to give me another one?” Me: “What, so you can do the same thing to that one, too?”
via: [Reddit\techsupportgore]
You need a door lock. via: [Yahoo Answers]
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Chocolate milk on a laptop is very gross. via: [Reddit\techsupportgore]
#1: Tell someone else who knows what they’re doing before you fire someone who can damage the company. A former job, right before I was hired the previous IT manager did a little sabotage after leaving (They think he was looking for contract work, but still illegal and immoral). They found the problem, fixed it, [...]