Why would you want to ask relevant questions of your co-workers? So much easier to call the help desk and ask stupid questions.
Yep, I bet this was a fun call. So quick short one… Me:Ok Sir, are you using a router at all? Silence Him: I have a mouse… Me: Okay that’s great, but actually what I was asking…. via: [Reddit]
Quit trying to steal your neighbors internet.
I feel like every Monday we need to retrain a few around here. via: [Reddit]
A while back I worked at a company that had a large number of satellite campuses. Each site had all their own equipment, staff, server, etc. The larger sites would have a part time staff member or a tech on payroll that was given 10-15 hours a month in order to take care of any […]
Yep, you sure can’t send email. via: [Fail Blog M-F]
From the Daily WTF: “At my company, the powers-that-be determined that, because we rejected a lot of job candidates, my group was ineffective at hiring new employees,”Kendall writes, “thus, the responsibility of hiring new developers was shifted to a group much more proficient at hiring: human resources.” “That has been going about as well as […]
I’ve dealt with paranoid people before and I find them highly amusing. This happened years ago back when I worked as an “agent” for a big box retailer’s tech department. I would have never believed such a thing would happen if it hadn’t happened to me. A woman came in with a plastic grocery bag […]
Sound like the start of a bad joke. Oh, wait. This backup plan reminds me of the good ol’ sneakernet. Hey, who took the weekend backup home? via: [Reddit] [imgur]
When I work out how my own washing machine works perhaps I will help you sort out yours! Please note not even a clue about what kind of washing machine it is! Sounds about right, it does have a cord. Wait, this almost qualifies as a ticket! Halfway there.-Scott