From our friends at clientsfromhell.net: FANCY TECH SUPPORT Over the phone: Client: “I’ve put the DVD in my computer but it won’t recognize it in Windows Media Player. Normally it works without any problems.” Me: “Your computer has two drives and only one of them can read DVDs. Which drive did you put the disc [...]
Must be friends of Magic Mike. via: [JyHarrisTV]
Captioned: “We asked the user to note the BSOD error code before bringing in her machine. We found this taped to the side.” via: [Reddit\TechSupportGore]
Okay, so I was helping in the rollout of new Windows machines as well as inventory/surplus of the old machines. One day, my team and I stumbled upon this disgusting excuse for a workstation. We talked to the user’s boss and this is what we could deduce: The user had been fired/laid off earlier that [...]
I get onsite and they tell me, “I can’t get my flash drive to work. So we tried other ones too. So it definitely ain’t the drives. It worked fine before you were out here last time.” That line always gets me. “It worked fine before you were here last.” I turned the computer around [...]
I work in a copy and print center. Some older lady brought in her laptop and asked if I could print an e-mail off for her. She booted it up and proceeded to get angry because her Internet wasn’t working. I explained that she would need to connect to our store wi-fi to work. No, [...]
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I love it. “when it works.. its great” Pretty sure this was the shittiest line of laptop HP made. I know because I owned one. via: [craigslist]
Yep, almost done. via: [Fail Blog M-F]
I love the look on Roy’s face.