Literal interpretation is literal

A couple of years back I had a customer come in and explain some problems she was having with her computer. Figuring it was in her car I asked her if she could bring it in so I could look at it. She said that it was still at her house. I then said “If you bring in the box I’ll take a look”. So she left. When she came back in she placed the box for her PC on the floor I walked over and opened the box. I was expecting to see a PC, but the box was empty. I couldn’t control my laughter. In fact the rest of the guys in the shop all came out and they started laughing about it too.

via: [Spiceworks Community]

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From the Daily WTF:

Jeroen’s colleague had the misfortune of being assigned to debug an intermittent, unspecified error in the one of the oldest of the legacy applications. “The good news is that I’ve isolated it to a database query,” he told Jeroen, “the bad news is that I’ve isolated it to a database query.”

Knowing that his colleague wasn’t a big fan of databases, Jeroen offered his assistance. In response, he received the following image:

“I don’t think anyone can help me,” his colleague wrote.

via: [TheDailyWTF]

My video card isn’t working right…

Whoa. Really, who does stuff like this?

i went ahead and tried to clean my videocard, because it was running too hot lately. so i screwed it apart so i could clean it good. the GPU was a little hard to get loose, but after some fiddling i got it off. but when i took it off, i noticed some wires that where loose. could someone tell me what all those wires are for? (second pic coming)

did i broke it? i can’t afford a new videocard for some time.

Click image for full size. You won’t want to miss out on this.

via: [Rakion Headquarters]