I need to start naming my user’s printers this…
via: [alistairmcmillan @ Flickr]
ME: The internet isn’t working – but don’t worry, we’ve called to get it sorted and they said it should be up in the next ten minutes.
CLIENT: We’ll just e-mail in Outlook then.
ME: That’ll be down too.
CLIENT: Fine! It’s unprofessional, but we’ll use Facebook.
ME: Do you understand what the internet is?
Grabbed any old patch out of a drawer at work. Noticed throughput was dismal. Anyone know what this would be used for?
One of the better Reddit comments I’ve seen.
I was rendering still images for a publicity company and was working with a representative from the company to help (hah!) facilitate communication.
ME: Okay, I have rendered all the images you requested and saved them into one .psd, and also included a folder with the raw .tiffs should you want to make any changes yourself.
A few minutes later…
CLIENT: Hey, yeah um, all of these files are .tiffs and I requested photoshop documents… Could you do that for me?
ME: They already are in a PSD, named “All_images.psd”.
CLIENT: Yes, but I checked the folder called “raw” and they’re all tiffs, I cant use these because I don’t know what they are. Just please provide me with photoshop documents.
ME: Have you checked the “All_images.psd”?
CLIENT: Yes, but I just need photoshop documents for all those tiffs instead.
I save each PSD individually to correspond with each TIFF and email her again, letting her know that they are there.
CLIENT: Oh, PSD stands for photoshop document! Wow, I never knew that! Hah you learn something new everyday, eh? Now, If you could just compile all of these images into one photoshop document, we should be good to go!