Answer A Couple Questions For Me

I was at a party when a client’s business partner approached me. 

Client: Hey, [Client] tells me you could answer a computer question for me.

Me: Depends. What’s the question?

Client: My computer stopped working the other day. The light comes on but nothing happens.

Me: Well, it’s hard to say what might be the problem from just that. It could be something simple, it could be that something needs replacing.

Client:  Pfft! That’s the best you can come up with? What a waste of my time.

via: [clientsfromhell]

Partyscript initialized

Thanks to Michael and Marco via Google+ for this.

11:11:13 Initializing Partyscript
11:11:43 Loading Enhanced Alcohol Destruction Module (EADM)
11:11:49 Enhanced Alcohol Destruction Module loaded
11:11:50 Activating Visual Female Scan Device (Eye)
11:11:51 Visual Female Scan Device activated
11:11:52 Starting Shake and Dance Routine (SSDR)
11:11:59 Shake and Dance Routine started
11:12:03 All Done – Partyserver up and running
11:42:15 (EADM) -> processed 15 Beer
11:52:39 (SSDR) -> Powering up lower extremities
11:55:23 (EADM) -> Activating Latinoloverhipswing Routine
12:13:02 (EADM) -> processed 6 Beer
12:48:42 (EYE) -> Detected 52 possible Female Targets so far
13:23:19 (EADM) – processing 1 Beer

——— LAST MESSAGE REPEATED 23 times

15:59:54 Starting Hornybehaviour Script (HBS)
16:13:33 (SSDR) -> Input Overflow from EADS -> Activating Balance adjusting subroutine on lower extremeties
16:24:53 (HBS) Idle…
16:25:03 (EYE) Adjusiting Scan Level
16:25:04 (EYE) Scanlevel changed from “Germanys next Topmodel” to “2 more beer and i take her home”
16:32:59 (EADM) Input overflow on Buffer

——— LAST MESSAGE REPEATED 15 times

17:45:43 (EYE) Level changed 3 more times to lower level
17:49:54 (EYE) Scanned possible Input-Output Device
17:52:55 (SSDR) Giving more power to Latinoloverhipswing Routine
17:55:02 (EYE) WARNING: RESCANNED DEVICE: — ERRORS WILL BE MADE —-
17:55:03 (EYE) Caught Kill-Signal from Braindevice – exiting
18:03:23 (SSDR) SUCCESSFULL linked to scanned Device
19:21:49 (EADS) WARNING: CRITICAL LEVEL REACHED
19:34:21 (EADS) 2>&1 /dev/toilet
19:45:14 (HBS) PAAAAAAAARRRRRTYYYYY
22:34:10 THE SYSTEM IS GOING DOWN FOR REBOOT NOW

Picture Source: [Daniel Morris (CC)]