He arrived on site, and we got him started right away on an issue we were having with a particularly difficult NT installation in another office not too far from where we were working.
We were working along on our tasks when about 5 minutes passed, and he came back and sheepishly asked “how do you log in?”
Apparently, he had never experienced the ctrl+alt+del key combination of the NT logon and didn’t know what to do.
Never mind that it actually tells you what to do on the screen, but I digress.
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