User: My PC is running slow
Me: We’re running a full anti-virus scan.
User: Can’t you make it run when i’m not at my desk?
Me: This is the lunch hour.
User: I’m working through my lunch.
Me: Okaay. Would you like me to schedule it for tonight, when you’ve gone home?
User: Yes please.
[The next morning, I notice that the full scan failed. I called the user]
Me: The scan didn’t run, did you switch your computer off?
User: Oh, did it need to be on?
Me: [Thud, thud, thud]
via: [Spiceworks Community]
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