Had this conversation a couple weeks ago…
User: Hey Mike, my computer hasn’t worked for 3 days!! Can you please come help me?
Me: really? 3 days and you’re just now calling me?
User: I had other stuff to do.
Me: Ok, are you sure it’s not just unplugged again?
User: No – I checked!
Me: Fine, I’ll be right up.
I hung up the phone and continued to eat my bacon and egg sandwich.
30 seconds passes, and the phone rings again.
User: uh…never mind.
Me: It was unplugged wasn’t it?
User: No! Someone had disconnected it so they could plug in their laptop.
Me: Disconnected…so, it was unplugged again?
User: …goodbye..*click*
Me: …
Back to my sandwich, and a pat on the back for a job well done so early in the morning.
