From our friends at Clients from Hell:
Client: (texting me at 7:30 AM) I need the other company’s logo in a watermark on the third page of the documentation and in the presentation, with a red outline instead of blue. Just the circle part of the logo, not the words. Their representative will be here in fifteen minutes.
Me: Absolutely—could you email me a copy of their logo, and I’ll do that in thirty minutes, when I get to my computer?
Client: When are you planning on getting to your computer?
Me: It’s snowing, and I’m about 25 miles out in rush hour traffic, so it should take me about thirty minutes.
The client emails me four different versions of the company’s logo, all miniscule jpgs, as I’m still driving to my office.
Client: You can do this on your iPhone.
Me: I’m in traffic, and it is snowing.
Client: Don’t worry, you can look on their website for more logos.
via: [Clients From Hell]