On January 13th, an elderly person drove their Lincoln Town Car right into the Lincoln Park, Chicago Apple store.  No “geniuses” were hurt in the making of this awesome news story.

“The dark-colored sedan drove through the glass walls and made it about four or five feet inside, where it seemed to turn and rested near display cases holding headphones and other accessories, according to witnesses.” -Chicago Tribune

No word on whether the driver was forced to buy a 64GB iPad 3 so they could play Words with Friends or if they had to wait while all the “good looking youngsters” were served first.  Insert Obligatory Apple Maps joke here.

Picture and story via: [Chicago Tribune]