Thanks to Michael and Marco via Google+ for this.
11:11:13 Initializing Partyscript
11:11:43 Loading Enhanced Alcohol Destruction Module (EADM)
11:11:49 Enhanced Alcohol Destruction Module loaded
11:11:50 Activating Visual Female Scan Device (Eye)
11:11:51 Visual Female Scan Device activated
11:11:52 Starting Shake and Dance Routine (SSDR)
11:11:59 Shake and Dance Routine started
11:12:03 All Done – Partyserver up and running
11:42:15 (EADM) -> processed 15 Beer
11:52:39 (SSDR) -> Powering up lower extremities
11:55:23 (EADM) -> Activating Latinoloverhipswing Routine
12:13:02 (EADM) -> processed 6 Beer
12:48:42 (EYE) -> Detected 52 possible Female Targets so far
13:23:19 (EADM) – processing 1 Beer
——— LAST MESSAGE REPEATED 23 times
15:59:54 Starting Hornybehaviour Script (HBS)
16:13:33 (SSDR) -> Input Overflow from EADS -> Activating Balance adjusting subroutine on lower extremeties
16:24:53 (HBS) Idle…
16:25:03 (EYE) Adjusiting Scan Level
16:25:04 (EYE) Scanlevel changed from “Germanys next Topmodel” to “2 more beer and i take her home”
16:32:59 (EADM) Input overflow on Buffer
——— LAST MESSAGE REPEATED 15 times
17:45:43 (EYE) Level changed 3 more times to lower level
17:49:54 (EYE) Scanned possible Input-Output Device
17:52:55 (SSDR) Giving more power to Latinoloverhipswing Routine
17:55:02 (EYE) WARNING: RESCANNED DEVICE: — ERRORS WILL BE MADE —-
17:55:03 (EYE) Caught Kill-Signal from Braindevice – exiting
18:03:23 (SSDR) SUCCESSFULL linked to scanned Device
19:21:49 (EADS) WARNING: CRITICAL LEVEL REACHED
19:34:21 (EADS) 2>&1 /dev/toilet
19:45:14 (HBS) PAAAAAAAARRRRRTYYYYY
22:34:10 THE SYSTEM IS GOING DOWN FOR REBOOT NOW
Picture Source: [Daniel Morris (CC)]