Finally, a programming language I can get into!  Someone (or a group of someones) has decided to develop a language derived from campy Arnold Schwarzenegger movie one-liners and dubbed it “ArnoldC” –

THIS IS PURE GENIUS.

Direct from GitHub (a collaboration site for developing software):

“Although the one-liners of Arnold Schwarzenegger are fairly well known the true semantics of the uttering is yet to be understood. This project tries to discover new meanings from the Arnold movies with the means of computer science.”

There are a LOT of goodies, but here are some samples of my favorite keywords (which I now realize is pretty much more than half of them):

False I LIED

True NO PROBLEMO

If BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE

Else BULLSHIT

EndIf YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC

While STICK AROUND

EndWhile CHILL

MultiplicationOperator YOU'RE FIRED

DivisionOperator HE HAD TO SPLIT

ModuloOperator I LET HIM GO

EqualTo YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME

MethodArguments I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE

Return I'LL BE BACK

EndMethodDeclaration HASTA LA VISTA, BABY

CallMethod DO IT NOW

AssignVariableFromMethodCall GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

AssignVariable GET TO THE CHOPPER

…and my personal favorite:

ParseError WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG

via [GitHub]

Pic [CC via Lon R. Fong]