Finally, a programming language I can get into! Someone (or a group of someones) has decided to develop a language derived from campy Arnold Schwarzenegger movie one-liners and dubbed it “ArnoldC” –
THIS IS PURE GENIUS.
Direct from GitHub (a collaboration site for developing software):
“Although the one-liners of Arnold Schwarzenegger are fairly well known the true semantics of the uttering is yet to be understood. This project tries to discover new meanings from the Arnold movies with the means of computer science.”
There are a LOT of goodies, but here are some samples of my favorite keywords (which I now realize is pretty much more than half of them):
False I LIED
True NO PROBLEMO
If BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE
Else BULLSHIT
EndIf YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
While STICK AROUND
EndWhile CHILL
MultiplicationOperator YOU'RE FIRED
DivisionOperator HE HAD TO SPLIT
ModuloOperator I LET HIM GO
EqualTo YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME
MethodArguments I NEED YOUR CLOTHES YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE
Return I'LL BE BACK
EndMethodDeclaration HASTA LA VISTA, BABY
CallMethod DO IT NOW
AssignVariableFromMethodCall GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
AssignVariable GET TO THE CHOPPER
…and my personal favorite:
ParseError WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG
via [GitHub]
Pic [CC via Lon R. Fong]