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I can't do my job because of this

When things get too far, the tech assigned to the case just can’t do anything more to prevent the downward spiral of the user.

Every.Single.Time. [pic]

This is one of the most annoying things ever.via:

Throughput Sucks [pic]

Grabbed any old patch out of a drawer at work. Noticed throughput was dismal. Anyone know what this would be used for?

I’ll Just Check The Log Files…Dammit [pic]

Well, that's going to be real helpful.

It Helps To Know What You’re Talking About… [story]

From clientsfromhell.net: I was rendering still images for a publicity company and was working with a representative from the company to help (hah!) facilitate communication. ME: Okay, I have rendered all the images you requested and saved them into one .psd, and also included a folder with the...

What’s My Username? [from the field]

You can normally gauge length of employment with statements like this.From Clientfromhell.net: Client: “What’s my username?”Me: “It’s your first name, a space and then your last name.”CLIENT: ”How am I supposed to remember that?”  

Internet Is Down [story]

ME: The internet isn’t working - but don’t worry, we’ve called to get it sorted and they said it should be up in the next ten minutes.CLIENT: We’ll just e-mail in Outlook then.ME: That’ll be down too.CLIENT: Fine! It’s unprofessional, but we’ll use Facebook.ME: Do you understand what the...

Sitting Near The Printer Sucks [pic]

My office is right near the printer and I can't stand it. I wish this was my idea.via: 

Dear user: Lying to me doesn’t help you.

This is for those times when you wish there was a giant fist that would pop out of the other end of the phone to knock some sense into the person...From our friends at the Daily WTF:6:55 PM. Tom's shift ended in precisely five...

Scumbag HP Printer [pic]

"nuff said.via: