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I can't do my job because of this

When things get too far, the tech assigned to the case just can’t do anything more to prevent the downward spiral of the user.

Local Area Connection [pic]

dammitvia:

Every.Single.Time. [pic]

This is one of the most annoying things ever.via:

I’ll Just Check The Log Files…Dammit [pic]

Well, that's going to be real helpful.

It Helps To Know What You’re Talking About… [story]

From clientsfromhell.net: I was rendering still images for a publicity company and was working with a representative from the company to help (hah!) facilitate communication. ME: Okay, I have rendered all the images you requested and saved them into one .psd, and also included a folder with the...

Internet Is Down [story]

ME: The internet isn’t working - but don’t worry, we’ve called to get it sorted and they said it should be up in the next ten minutes.CLIENT: We’ll just e-mail in Outlook then.ME: That’ll be down too.CLIENT: Fine! It’s unprofessional, but we’ll use Facebook.ME: Do you understand what the...

What’s My Username? [from the field]

You can normally gauge length of employment with statements like this.From Clientfromhell.net: Client: “What’s my username?”Me: “It’s your first name, a space and then your last name.”CLIENT: ”How am I supposed to remember that?”  

Sitting Near The Printer Sucks [pic]

My office is right near the printer and I can't stand it. I wish this was my idea.via: 

Dear user: Lying to me doesn’t help you.

This is for those times when you wish there was a giant fist that would pop out of the other end of the phone to knock some sense into the person...From our friends at the Daily WTF:6:55 PM. Tom's shift ended in precisely five...

My Computer Crashed! [pic]

How did they bend it like that? Where are you and what are you doing that crap like this happens?via: