Saturday, July 4, 2020
Acronis True Image 2020

I can't do my job because of this

When things get too far, the tech assigned to the case just can’t do anything more to prevent the downward spiral of the user.

A doctor by any other name…

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NOTE: The names have been changed to protect the uber-guilty   Co-worker: "Hi, thanks for calling the Helpdesk.  May I start with your first and last...

Internet Is Down [story]

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ME: The internet isn’t working - but don’t worry, we’ve called to get it sorted and they said it should be up in the next...

Dear Vista, die in a fire.

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This is stupid part of IT side work where the customer only has a Vista OEM install disc.  I suppose I could should will...

Local Area Connection [pic]

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dammitvia:

Did my mom and dad just call you?

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Right after I graduated college, I was an EasyTech Expert at Staples for about 9 months. I received some rather amusing visits and telephone...

Your safety is of no concern to me, btw, is that edit complete?

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From our friends at Clients from Hell:Client: (texting me at 7:30 AM) I need the other company’s logo in a watermark on the third...

A bridge too far

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Republished with permission from The Daily WTF:“We’ve invested quite a bit of money in our new network,” the bureaucrat said. His desk was tiny...

If it’s not on the desktop…

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I get this all the time. I do Tier 1 helpdesk work for a large, well-known, nation-wide organization.(Caps are not screaming, just talking obscenely loud...

Website design hell: “It’s hot and spicy!”

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From our friends at Clients from Hell:Designing a poster advertising a Mexican restaurant’s new meal deal:Client: That looks good; but I don’t feel like it...

“You’re the computer guy. Isn’t this stuff what they’re paying you for?”

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We have a new manager who insists on everything being done her way. And only her way.Without going into too much detail.....we use a particular piece of software...