Customer Freak-Out: I’m Not The Hacker [story]
I've dealt with paranoid people before and I find them highly amusing.
This happened years ago back when I worked as an "agent" for a...
All that fits on your flash drive? Hmmm…
User had, in their unmistakable wisdom, created a USB drive full of shortcuts to multi-gigabyte files, and then deleted every copy of the source...
You should rethink your degree…
At a previous job at a university, one of the student assistants in charge of running a computer lab called in and told us...
What’s My Username? [from the field]
You can normally gauge length of employment with statements like this.
From Clientfromhell.net:
Client: “What’s my username?”
Me: “It’s your first name, a space and then your...
You stole my internet.
I always suspect my wife FIRST. She takes the internet all over the house and leaves it laying around.
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Can’t send email
Yep, you sure can't send email.
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English, Do You Speak It? [rage comic]
I couldn't quote Jules Winnfield *exactly*, you know trying to keep it PG-13ish here...
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Ah yes, the ol’ “potato spin” technique…wait…
Note quite IT related, but close enough...
This takes place on first line technical support for a major satellite television company. This call center was...
