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You should know better

Stories about people who really have no clue…but really should. The simplest of tasks confuse them. If they do get something right, they do not hesitate to congratulate themselves about how much of a genius they are.

What’s My Username? [from the field]

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You can normally gauge length of employment with statements like this. From Clientfromhell.net: Client: “What’s my username?” Me: “It’s your first name, a space and then your...

Speaking of being robbed, I want my 5 minutes back.

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Just occurred a few minutes ago. One of my users (one of the big money makers here) walks up and said..."So, I play this game...

IT Manager: “This computer I built won’t boot.” [story]

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This story republished with permission by the Daily WTF: “Hey, can you give me a hand? This computer I built won’t boot.” Alexander sighed, and went...

Do your co-workers do this too? [Phone Torture]

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  User: "So are you going to give me another one?" Me: "What, so you can do the same thing to that one, too?"  

Screen Cleaner?

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You need a door lock. via:

Someone Save Us

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Laptops And Milk Do Not Mix [pic]

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Chocolate milk on a laptop is very gross.  

Lessons in IT: When IT pros go bad

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#1: Tell someone else who knows what they're doing before you fire someone who can damage the company. A former job, right before I was...

Take Your Work Internet Home [pic]

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You should rethink your degree…

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At a previous job at a university, one of the student assistants in charge of running a computer lab called in and told us...