What’s My Username? [from the field]
You can normally gauge length of employment with statements like this.
From Clientfromhell.net:
Client: “What’s my username?”
Me: “It’s your first name, a space and then your...
Speaking of being robbed, I want my 5 minutes back.
Just occurred a few minutes ago.
One of my users (one of the big money makers here) walks up and said..."So, I play this game...
IT Manager: “This computer I built won’t boot.” [story]
This story republished with permission by the Daily WTF:
“Hey, can you give me a hand? This computer I built won’t boot.”
Alexander sighed, and went...
Do your co-workers do this too? [Phone Torture]
User: "So are you going to give me another one?"
Me: "What, so you can do the same thing to that one, too?"
Screen Cleaner?
You need a door lock.
via:
Someone Save Us
via:
Laptops And Milk Do Not Mix [pic]
Chocolate milk on a laptop is very gross.
Lessons in IT: When IT pros go bad
#1: Tell someone else who knows what they're doing before you fire someone who can damage the company.
A former job, right before I was...
You should rethink your degree…
At a previous job at a university, one of the student assistants in charge of running a computer lab called in and told us...
