Tuesday, January 23, 2018
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You should know better

Stories about people who really have no clue...but really should. The simplest of tasks confuse them. If they do get something right, they do not hesitate to congratulate themselves about how much of a genius they are.

You Charge For That? [pic]

From our friends at clientsfromhell.net Client: We like the design, but what’s the blank box on the top? Me: That’s the space for the logo. Client: Then why is it empty now? Me: Because you haven’t gave me the logo yet? Client: Oh! You know, you can feel free to design...

You Don’t Really Need Wireless Security, Honestly [pic]

I know this one has been around for awhile, didn't realize I hadn't posted it! via:

Aaaaand, you totally deserved that.

A friend of mine was waiting for his 3rd year project to compile - foolishly not saving his changes first - and decided to browse some porn while he was waiting (despite being in the uni labs... I didn't want to ask). Needless to...

So, I guess a magic packet is out of the question?

As the only support technician at a small company that sells wi-fi controllable devices, most of the calls/emails are about how to get the devices connected to the internet. However one fine Monday morning, the very first email I receive, marked as Important, was a...


Anyone else here hates CSI? An acquiescence of mine had their car broken into. It happened in the dead of the night, and the entire thing was captured on their house security camera. Naturally they handed the recording off to the police, but the owner...

Did You Try Turning It On? [story]

Working at a medical practice with surgeons you run into some bratty doctors from time to time. Last week in a huff one calls our boss complaining about some hardware we've given them not working. They cannot connect from home and really need access...

What was he doing for 4 hours?

Went to a client's office several weeks ago to do some work. Actually clean-up work from the last "IT Expert" they had on retainer. $250 a month and the company couldn't be bothered with simple things like windows update and an active subscription to anti-virus....

Guess What: Not effing related

No one every really gets it. via:

Roasted Marshmallows? Toasted Laptop?

No thanks, I'm not hungry. via: