What server? Oh, you mean the one hiding in the ceiling? Na, ever seen it. Maybe it's a hipster server...hard to say.via:
This story republished with permission by the Daily WTF:“Hey, can you give me a hand? This computer I built won’t boot.”Alexander sighed, and went...
I get enraged when I see ink on a screen.via:
A restart once every 15 days or so really can make a difference.Incidentally, it worked after she rebooted. Huh, weird.
Why wouldn't you call it like "cars" or "tanks"via:
"My computer said it out of memory. Can you take a look at it?"Oh customers, empty your recycle bin once in a while. Oh,...
"It's running really slow"Five minutes in and I can tell I'll be earning every single dollar tonight.