“My mouse isn’t working.”
Me: Have you tried new batteries? When was the last time you put batteries in it?
(baffled look on face of pure surprise) “Batteries?!?! I didn’t know a wireless mouse used batteries?”
Me: (silent with jaw on the floor) Here are two AA batteries, have a nice day.
Where do these people come from???
via: [Spiceworks Community]
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