First thing in the morning call
End User (who happens to be the President of the company’s assistant): My speakers won’t work
Me: Are they plugged in?
EU: Yes
Me: Are they turned on?
EU: Yes, listen I need to get this music playing just come over here and fix it!
Me: I’m on my way….
After a quick inspection I see that things are certainly plugged in, however NOT to the right place…