Be careful or you might catch SSID [somewhat NSFW ASCII pic]

First off, I apologize for the NSFW nature of the text, and as such, I couldn’t determine if it was really NSFW by concept or face value…so for anyone we offend: We’re a humor site.

I know the SSID joke was a stretch.  It was a a bit of a surprise when we stopped at the grocery store for lunch…also, our location was directly next to a Christian book store.

All the while I was standing there, a voice of an 85-year-old woman popped in my head saying “Well!  I never…!”

 

Hey, at least it’s protected

obscene wifi

 

Scamception: Scamming from the inside

This is pretty scary – it only notes the kind of quality personnel some of these wireless carriers hire for their first-tier support…has anyone else heard of this type of scam variant?

From Reddit reader ThisIsMyNewIdentity:

Last night, my sister was locked out of her iPhone 4s and called her carrier’s tech support for assistance. She didn’t have a USB cord for her iPhone and because of that she was told she would need to speak with Apple. They transferred her to what she was told was Apple Tech Support. The guy she spoke with was named Joe and was incredibly nice and seemingly helpful with getting her phone unlocked. He told her she needed to pay $250.00 for what I assume was some sort of “support package”. At the time, this red flag really didn’t click in her head. She just wanted her phone unlocked. The carrier had transferred her.

After speaking with Joe and giving him the money, she was told he was connecting her to someone who could help. At that point, the call was dropped. She called the number he gave her back. After spending fifty minutes on hold, a man named “Juan C” picked up. He told her she did in fact need a USB cord connected to a laptop and her itunes password. She is not very up on her electronic/internet security, and didn’t realize what a giant red flag this is.

We went to purchase the cord and called the man back. At this point, he told her she would need to restore the phone. He said he would call back when it was done and walk her through the rest of it. During this, she remembered her unlock code and just disconnected everything. I know this sounds stupid, but that’s what happened. She just remembered it. She was pissed about spending the money, but chalked it up to stupidity on her behalf.

A few hours later, she noticed someone was remotely using her computer. She closed the windows he had open and shut it off.

This morning, she noticed her bank account had been drained completely. She spoke with the REAL Apple and they told her she basically got raped. She has had to have a case opened and will be speaking with police as well.

TL;DR: Sister got transferred from a big name wireless carrier directly to a scammer who stole her identity and gained remote access to her laptop. Be careful who you give your info to.

via: [Reddit\TalesFromTechSupport]

Picture Source: [AMRosario (CC)]

Game of Thrones: Nerd style

Honestly, someone should just make one out of old game CD’s and call it “Throne of Games” – why hasn’t someone done this yet…and…if you do, send pics to us please!

keyboard-throne-1

The best tho’ is the artist’s description:

The Throne of Nerds is made in honor of the Throne of Swords from the Game of Thrones TV series and fantasy series. It is constructed from 20+ computer keyboard mounted to a chair. The keyboards and have been shaped and melted to follow the form of the chair, the shape of the user, and to meld together into a combined whole.

The underlying message is one of suffering. The keyboards have been melted and warped. They’re made to twist to fit, but at the same time that renders them unuseable because they cannot fulfill their intended purpose. The keyboards are black and silver, and the underlying chair is white, but those colours have been replaced with black, in whole or in random splotches.

The keyboard warping includes the scorching of almost all of the ESC keys to symbolize how impossible it can be escape suffering and blackness. The only key that is consciously left undamaged is the ESC key on the highest positioned keyboard.

Around the back, the keyboard cables have been arranged like human hair with an attempt to braid the cables that is ultimately left in a tangle. This denotes how good plans and order can degenerate into chaos.

via: [mike.dewolfe]

Answer A Couple Questions For Me

I was at a party when a client’s business partner approached me. 

Client: Hey, [Client] tells me you could answer a computer question for me.

Me: Depends. What’s the question?

Client: My computer stopped working the other day. The light comes on but nothing happens.

Me: Well, it’s hard to say what might be the problem from just that. It could be something simple, it could be that something needs replacing.

Client:  Pfft! That’s the best you can come up with? What a waste of my time.

via: [clientsfromhell]