User: Hey! Is something going on with the time clock it’s like so slow!
Me: What do you mean? Does it respond?
User: Yes, it worked but it so slow! (no that’s not a typo)
Me: Oh ok, so do you know if anyone else is having a problem?
User: Yea, Rhonda said it’s so slow for her too. What’s going on?!
Me: Weird, let me log in on my PC and see what happens.
User: I already punched out, see you later I gotta go!
Me: …. are you f**king kidding me? (The timeclock loads fine.)
Every day that passes I am more and more likely to answer the phone like this, “IT what’s your ticket number?”