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Complete your training, you must!

A while ago, our admin assistant sent out an email asking the staff to send her a list of training requests so she could catalog them.  I decided to see if she actually paid any attention to what people asked for…

 

From: Castens, Katherine
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 10:07 AM
To: ITIS Staff
Subject: Training Request

Good morning all:

This is just a reminder to email me with any training you might have taken during the month of February.  Please submit your training in the format listed below.  I need all responses by the cob today.

Name of Training:

Date of Training

Type of Training (webinar, seminar, internal, external vendor)

Job Related or Development

Thanks to all of you that have submitted your February training already!

Thanks,

Katherine Castens, CPS

Senior Administrative Assistant


 

From: Miller, Eli
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 10:14 AM
To: Caldwell, Kristy
Subject: RE: Training Request

This is actually for training I need to attend next month.  Do I need to go ahead and submit it now?  Here’s the details.

Name of Training:  Jedi Knight/Sith Lord

Date of Training:  March 3rd through the 21st.

Type of Training (webinar, seminar, internal, external vendor):  Master Yoda, Jedi training instructor.  I’ll need transportation and sufficient credits to pay off smugglers and petty bureaucrats. Access to a company owned starship and R2 unit would also be nice.  I can provide my own robes and lightsaber.  

Job Related or Development:  This training is key for my transition to Jedi, then the eventual fall to the Dark Side and subsequent domination of the known universe.


From: Castens, Katherine
Sent: Friday, February 29, 10:14 AM
To: Morris, Emory
Subject: RE: Training Request

This will work.  I will keep it on file until next month’s reporting time.

Thanks,

Katherine


From: Castens, Katherine
Sent: Friday, February 29, 10:14 AM
To: Morris, Emory
Subject: RE: Training Request

I just realized that this is a big joke – MEAN ELI, MEAN ELI!!

Katherine

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