(A customer has just bought a cellphone. She wants me to show her how to insert the SIM card. I open the cover on the phone and reach for the SIM card when she shouts, startling me.)
Customer: “No! Don’t touch it!”
Me: “But I have to put the SIM card in—”
Customer: “No! You can’t touch it!”
Me: “I have to touch it to insert the SIM Card into the cellphone.”
Customer: “But I don’t want you to touch it! It will get viruses on it! I’ve heard it can happen! Just show me how to do it, and I’ll do it myself!”
Me: “Ma’am, the viruses you’ve heard about are digital programs, and can not be transmitted from a person touching the SIM card. But if you absolutely don’t want me touching it, you may insert the SIM card yourself.”
Customer: “I don’t want viruses in my cellphone! I’ll do it myself, thank you.”
(At this point the customer takes out a bottle of window cleaner spray and towel, sprays it on her hands, and dries them off. Then, she very carefully grabs the SIM card on the edges and slides it inside the cellphone.)
Customer: “See?! No viruses!”
Me: “Well done, ma’am. Have a nice day.”
via: [NotAlwaysRight]
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liar
Head kick, Head kick, Head kick, leg sweep, throat punch.
Code 187-MDK – Murder Death Kill. Instant, brutal and in a heroically gruesome military manner. Kill it before it breeds and infects the rest of populace. Oh gawd! The stupid, it BUUUUUURNS!
Not sure if she’s serious or if you just got punk’d.