Such a witty and well-written note up until “mom’s”.
Well, he did start with “assholeS” which suggests he thinks there were more than 1. So “momS” would be right.
I just assumed he was suggesting that the thief had two moms, in some way inferring that children of lesbian couples are terrible people (this allusion left me scratching my head at it;s narrow mindedness) . But now that you have pointed the plural “assholes” i agree, must have been too morons, which makes this funnier LOL.
moms = plural; mom’s = singular possessive; moms’ = plural possessive. “Mom’s” would be incorrect here
Also, ‘two morons.’
He says assholes at first. He is assuming there is more then one person that stole it. So its not a problem at all.
the real joke is the van owner rather than the thief….leaving all of that in an unlocked van!
ha i know his insurance in the UK anyway would be invalid with his admission that he left his belongings in an unlocked van, regardless of the route of entry
My dad once experienced the window of his unlocked car being broken so that someone could steal his stereo, the faceplate of which was in his pants at the time.