Stories about people who really have no clue...but really should. The simplest of tasks confuse them. If they do get something right, they do not hesitate to congratulate themselves about how much of a genius they are.
Who puts their drink that close to the keyboard? That's an accident waiting to happen, orange juice would ruin that keyboard for sure.
Computers and chest hair make for great technology advertising.
This is the result of a company being cheap. Using multiple vendors to work on their "system" has left them with a rats nest. Needless to say they were having connection issues that day. Gave them a quote to cleanup and examine the issue....
You just can't make things like this up.
A user came by my desk yesterday and said she was having issues putting a file into a network drive. She tried to explain it but it just didn't sound right so I walked over to her...