From our friends at Clients from Hell:
Client: My home laptop is running really slowly and I think it may have a virus. Will it affect my desktop computer at home too?
Me: Yes, you should take the laptop offline and shut it down before it infects your other computer.
Seven days later…
Client: Hi, so, I’ve had the laptop off and it’s been resting for a week now. Do you think the virus is gone?
via: [Clients From Hell]
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