I was at a party when a client’s business partner approached me.
Client: Hey, [Client] tells me you could answer a computer question for me.
Me: Depends. What’s the question?
Client: My computer stopped working the other day. The light comes on but nothing happens.
Me: Well, it’s hard to say what might be the problem from just that. It could be something simple, it could be that something needs replacing.
Client: Pfft! That’s the best you can come up with? What a waste of my time.