I had a printer rep in trying to figure out why his printer would not print PDF’s correctly.  He was a smug little guy who acted like he knew everything.  In any case, one of the things we did required a CD to get some drivers.  He saw me put the CD in – as we were on site, working on it from my office.  One of the other techs asked what version the CD was.  I said “it’s still in the CD drive.”

So, printer guy walks down into the server room.  After a few minutes, I start to notice the network acting weird – like losing connections to things.

What the…

Then I start thinking – where’s the printer guy?  He’s still…in…the server…room.

OH NO.  I jump up and run to the server room, open the door and find two of my drive bay doors are empty and he’s about to pull out the third one.

He turns to me and says “WHICH ONE’S THE CD PLAYER!?”

It took four people to hold me off him – needless to say, he was banned from the property.

via: [Spiceworks Community] (edited)