A “duh” moment
A user came to me complaining that she didn’t like how her signature looked. She had typed:
Office:
Cell:
Fax:
Her complaint was that “Office” was so much longer than “Cell” or “Fax.” I stared dumbstruck for a moment and finally stammered “‘Office’ has more letters…” Her reply “Oh, OK, thanks”
White toner
I had a user who complained to me that she wasn’t able to see the words she printed out from a document. The words in question were typed in a white font.
She believed me when I jokingly told her the laser printer was out of white toner.
That’s vague; but, okay, I’ll go with it
I was working on upgrading our maintenance software today, and as I was reading through, I found the following warning :
Note: Versions of Microsoft Outlook prior to Outlook are not compatible with the Messaging Server software. Make sure to install Outlook or greater.