Monday, January 22, 2018

Work was such a drag

Laptop bag + motorcycle tire = someone trying to score a new laptop? via:

Don’t pull the boss card on me.

I'll make sure to reboot both your computers randomly throughout the remainder of the day. via:

Future malware designer

From our friends at Email from client: “What we really want is a function where the user visits our website and the instant they do so it fires up Microsoft Word on their computer and starts filling out an order form. We think we would get massive...

The ‘U’ in USB…

Woman has a Kindle. It was charged when she bought it, but now the battery has run down and she needs it charged - and it's not working. For lack of better options, I ask if she has a cell phone - and what kind...

Computer not working? Call these guys.

Must be friends of Magic Mike. via:

Sticky situation

Okay, so I was helping in the rollout of new Windows machines as well as inventory/surplus of the old machines. One day, my team and I stumbled upon this disgusting excuse for a workstation. We talked to the user's boss and this is what...

Anyone else work with this person?

We'll just put this here. via: via: [

Brown Friday: When it works, it’s great!

I love it. "when it works.. its great" Pretty sure this was the shittiest line of laptop HP made. I know because I owned one. via:

Sandwich, Coffee

I love the look on Roy's face.

We’ve all had this job

Pretty sure everyone in IT sooner or later is sent to someones house to fix something completely unimportant. My last boss was notorious for this. via: