User: “My friend isn’t receiving my emails. Could it be because I have dual monitors and she doesn’t?”

Me: “Yes. That’s exactly the problem. Once she adds another monitor she’ll be able to read your emails just fine.”

I didn’t tell her I was joking until 2 days later, and her friend had already begun researching the purchase of another monitor but couldn’t figure out how she’d get the second cable into the one video card.

via: [Spiceworks Community]