You're not even trying with this one.via:
There are times when someone asks a question and you just don't have it in you to answer it. Case in point.via:
First world broblems.via
I spend many hours wondering how these people think their questions will get answered. Here is a great collection of one liners from computing.net
Argh! Everything's fine, just a slight weapons malfunction...This is our stellar patient imaging system. Awesome.