You can normally gauge length of employment with statements like this.
Client: “What’s my username?”
Me: “It’s your first name, a space and then your last name.”
CLIENT: ”How am I supposed to remember that?”
This is for those times when you wish there was a giant fist that would pop out of the other end of the phone to knock some sense into the person...
From our friends at the Daily WTF:
6:55 PM. Tom's shift ended in precisely five...
I am the keeper of the batteries in the building. Part of my "Technical Director" duties. Boss walks into my office this morning... (context, we each have a wireless mouse with our iMacs):
Boss: My mouse batteries are dead. Do you have any rechargeable ones...