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I can't do my job because of this

When things get too far, the tech assigned to the case just can’t do anything more to prevent the downward spiral of the user.

I tried calling him back…

Guess he left the wrong number. Silly transcription.

Oh, well, that makes perfect sense.

Currently I work a second job doing phone support for a large company whose majority of users are home based and use VPN. A...

Screw the return policy!

I was doing phone computer tech support out of college.  This really nice man calls in from Texas who added a secondary hard drive...

My Computer Crashed! [pic]

How did they bend it like that? Where are you and what are you doing that crap like this happens? via:

Local Area Connection [pic]

dammit via:

If it’s not on the desktop…

I get this all the time. I do Tier 1 helpdesk work for a large, well-known, nation-wide organization. (Caps are not screaming, just talking obscenely loud...

A doctor by any other name…

NOTE: The names have been changed to protect the uber-guilty   Co-worker: "Hi, thanks for calling the Helpdesk.  May I start with your first and last...

Throughput Sucks [pic]

Grabbed any old patch out of a drawer at work. Noticed throughput was dismal. Anyone know what this would be used for?

No, you didn’t try EVERYTHING, did ya?

I assist in tech consultation from time to time. Just simple things like viruses, failing hard drives, etc. Well one day an older gentleman...