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I can't do my job because of this

When things get too far, the tech assigned to the case just can’t do anything more to prevent the downward spiral of the user.

It Helps To Know What You’re Talking About… [story]

From clientsfromhell.net: I was rendering still images for a publicity company and was working with a representative from the company to help (hah!) facilitate communication. ME: Okay, I have rendered all the images you requested and saved them into one .psd, and also included a folder with the...

Do I know how yesterday was Monday?

Yep, pretty much our day. We ask for a ticket in order to help you better. Otherwise...bottom of the pile.via:

Occam’s Razor Failure

Brief background for those not in the know, Occam's razor (lex parsimoniae) means roughly "The simplest explanation is usually right." As in, if someone is late it is more correct to think they over-slept than to think "clearly aliens abducted them and they lost...

Local Area Connection [pic]

dammitvia:

“You’re the computer guy. Isn’t this stuff what they’re paying you for?”

We have a new manager who insists on everything being done her way. And only her way.Without going into too much detail.....we use a particular piece of software that is used by over 2000 companies in the country. Of course, not every company has the same needs, so...

Crappy signal

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I tried calling him back…

Guess he left the wrong number. Silly transcription.

Every.Single.Time. [pic]

This is one of the most annoying things ever.via:

If it’s not on the desktop…

I get this all the time. I do Tier 1 helpdesk work for a large, well-known, nation-wide organization.(Caps are not screaming, just talking obscenely loud like you want to make sure everyone around you can hear you be a prick. There was no background noise...