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You should know better

Stories about people who really have no clue...but really should. The simplest of tasks confuse them. If they do get something right, they do not hesitate to congratulate themselves about how much of a genius they are.

Always Getting The Blame

Client: “My site is down. What did you do?” Me: “Well, I haven’t done anything in a while. Can you get to Google.com? Client: “No. Why did you take Google down too?” via:

I’ll Just Check The Log Files…Dammit [pic]

Well, that's going to be real helpful.

Let’s Get This Project Rolling! [video]

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usOUWHhOHBc?rel=0] via:

What’s My Username? [from the field]

You can normally gauge length of employment with statements like this. From Clientfromhell.net: Client: “What’s my username?” Me: “It’s your first name, a space and then your last name.” CLIENT: ”How am I supposed to remember that?”  

Speaking of being robbed, I want my 5 minutes back.

Just occurred a few minutes ago. One of my users (one of the big money makers here) walks up and said..."So, I play this game 'Crime City' on my iPhone. I can't seem to play it on our WiFi, so then I have to...

IT Manager: “This computer I built won’t boot.” [story]

This story republished with permission by the Daily WTF: “Hey, can you give me a hand? This computer I built won’t boot.” Alexander sighed, and went to see what Nicholas had done now. Only a few weeks before, around the start of the year 2001, Alexander was...
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