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You should know better

Stories about people who really have no clue…but really should. The simplest of tasks confuse them. If they do get something right, they do not hesitate to congratulate themselves about how much of a genius they are.

Math Skills: Intact [pic]

Found in the TechNet forums...My favorite response:via

Charged with battery…almost.

I currently work for a major Technology and Stationary chain in Australia and being retail you can imagine the amount of calls and face-to-face idiocy I see on day to day basis.However, this one took the biscuit...Upon stumbling over to the customer service desk...

When you need help, simply close your eyes.

Sender encrypts and sends an email to outside recipient using Barracuda's encrypted email service. Derpcipient: I am unable to see what you sent below.  Can you tell me more about this? Sender: I have to send them encrypted now. If you click on where it says "Click...

Customer Freak-Out: I’m Not The Hacker [story]

I've dealt with paranoid people before and I find them highly amusing.This happened years ago back when I worked as an "agent" for a big box retailer's tech department. I would have never believed such a thing would happen if it hadn't happened to...

Sure, and I would have bought insurance if I had known that I’d run into that tree.

I lost some customer data today: I don't know why it didn't copy over but it didn't. I suspect some virus crawled into the folder and one of the 4 anti-virus I ran on it deleted it.Of course, customer goes berserk about 'their entire...

I call it the USB dance.

Finally it's confirmed I'm not just stupid. At least not for doing this.via:

Trust me, it’s not only happening to you. STOP CALLING

It never fails, when there's an outage everyone calls. Same story every time "I don't know if anyone told you but we can't access derp derp derp."via: